GET TO KNOW ME MEME : [5/10] Favorite Tv Show: Vikings
The offendant gets down on his knees. Then his back is opened with knives and then with axes his ribs are chopped away from his spine. And then his lungs are pulled out of this huge bleeding wound and laid upon his shoulders so they look like the folded wings of a great eagle.
because the dRUgS NevER WoRK
thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk
CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN
THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOUR ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED
[HEADBUTTS A WINDOW]
ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE
[BOMBS OWN HOUSE]
My van was stolen yesterday in Chicago with everything Danny and I own in it, along with 4 friends’ guitars/personal items/passports. We’ve been away from home for nearly 6 months. Touring from New York to Florida, then out to LA. Stayed in LA for 3 months to write and record a full length while living in the van. And then planned to tour back through Canada finishing in NY.
We got through Canada but lost everything yesterday in Chicago. The window was smashed out, and the van was taken in broad day light near Wicker Park. Total of somewhere near $25k worth of amps, guitars, recording equipment, and personal belongings. We don’t have any type of insurance that will cover any of these losses. I’m going to try to update photos of all of the gear…I’ll post what would be most noticeable if it popped up somewhere around Chicago or anywhere.
Also, Some people have reached out wanting to donate. It’s truly amazing how supportive friends have been. If you want to help out at all there is a paypal at email@example.com
Most of the gear, including the van, I bought from sleeping on my floor for 6 months while renting my room on airbnb and working full time at a Japanese restaurant. Danny incurred about 10k in debt buying recording equipment to finish the Mason Avery (His other project) record over the past 6 years that is now lost, as the four copies of mixes are on harddrives/computers/laptops in the van. Luckily, the Go Deep record is backed up in LA. We are feeling generally sick after pushing so hard to make music happen in our lives. If you want to help out, hit us on the paypal. Everything helps, and it will go directly to getting us back to being touring musicians.
If you have any questions regarding anything or have any leads, email me at firstname.lastname@example.org or get me on facebook. I’m gonna go buy a sweater now. It was cold last night.
Green Ford E-350 2001
License Plate GKJ3343
Driver-side rear view mirror has black tape holding it up.
Rear right tire is missing it’s hubcap.
Dent at bottom of passenger rear door. And rust along the bottom edges.
Select Items that may be noticable
Seafoam Green Dillion Mosrite Guitar
Fender “Musicmaster II” Red Guitar Serial - 151330
Fender Telecaster Sunburst Guitar - Serial - z9475201
Fender Telecaster White (Yellow Pickguard) Guitar Wear marks on front. Deftones sticker on back.
Gibson Les Paul Signature “T” Guitar Truss rod cover changed for blank. Black/Cream binding Serial-134921439
Hohner Dark Brown Acoustic Guitar (repaired crack on the neck)
Yamaha FG-180 Acoustic Guitar Serial - 1528031
2013 Black Fender “p” Bass Guitar MIM With black Pick Guard
Universal Audio Solo 610 Preamp for Microphone
Pearl Export Drum Kit Dark Green, (Kick, two tom drums)
Zildjian K Custom 20” Ride Cymbal
Zildjian K Custom 13” Dark Hi-Hat Cymbals (pair)
Zildjian A Custom 16” Medium Crash
Zildjian “17” Fast Crash
Peavey JSX Head (Front Logo Missing)
Peavey 3120 Head
Marshall 4x12 Cab (Light Color Wood)
Acoustic 370 Bass Head
Acoustic 406 2x15 Bass Cabinet
Glyph Small Black External Hard Drive. ««<Whats on this drive means the world to us. There were 3 other copies…all on computers/hard drives in the van
LaCie Rugged Orange and Silver External Hard Drive ««<Whats on this drive means the world to us. There were 3 other copies…all on computers/hard drives in the van
Apogee Duet Sound Card Silver and Black
Strobo Stomp Tuner
Paypal : email@example.com
If you’re the kind of piece of shit who can steal an up-and-coming band’s van and everything in it, please shoot yourself in the neck so you can choke on the fact that you’re a terrible piece of shit while you die. Stealing someone’s instrument is like stealing a best friend, it’s stealing memories, it’s stealing secrets. That’s not fucking fair.
abortion won’t stop because you made it nearly impossible to have clinical support
LGBT people won’t stop loving each other because you banned marriage equality
sex won’t stop because of your abstinence only education programs
LIFE WON’T STOP BECAUSE YOU DEEMED IT IMMORAL IT WILL JUST BECOME MORE RISKY
"If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."-Jellos Biafra
sending your kid to catholic school is the easiest way to guarantee your kid will not be catholic
things i dont care about: frozen and john green
whoever invents headphones that are comfortable to sleep in will get so rich
laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!
i trusted you
Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people
oh my god